After playing Spanish Inquisition with Bone, Zach from Still Remains turns his wit on the unsuspecting vocalist from Every Time I Die, Keith Buckley… 1. Who’s the boss REALLY, Bruce Springsteen or Tony Danza? That’s kind of ironic isn’t it? Bruce Springsteen’s songs were written for and about hard working men like Tony Danza. So i ask YOU, who really IS the boss? 2. If you had to sing one song, acapella while sky diving, which song would you choose and why? The “what the fuck am i doing an extreme sport for?” song 3. You can rid the world of one of the following, which do you choose: Jay Leno, mayonnaise, frogs, breakdowns, disco, or ‘your mother’ jokes. Anything other than “breakdown” or “your mother” jokes, since my new band is a combination of the two. 4. Milk preference, 2%, 1%, or skim? SOY!!! I BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT ID SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!!!! 5. What’s your favorite ETID song at the current moment? Why? The “what the fuck am i doing an extreme sport for?” song i just wrote. 6. Count Chocula. Vampire? Or poser? bujfvrbujfvrbuRUHORFUOH that was me headbutting the keyboard in disbelief. 7. Do you think the food in the U.K. is a hit or a major miss? I love kebabs. Maybe not the taste but the fact that i will voluntarily eat meat that was SHAVED off of a stick. 8. You’re driving down the highway and HAVE to hit one of the following animals, what do you hit: a deer, a dog, a gorilla, a large pack of birds, or foghorn leghorn? A gorilla, because then i would nurse him back to health and he would owe me and do me favors for the rest of his life. 9. Did you cry at the end of E.T.? No i was jerking off 10. What are you thinking about right……………NOW!? If you dont have anything nice to say…..

From this Saturday (27th May) Scuzz TV (Sky channel 364) will be giving away tickets to Download EVERYDAY! They are airing a metal war between Trivium and Cradle of Filth. All week you vote for who you believe should be crowned the Metal King and the winner will have a special day dedicated to them on Sunday 4th June! Everyone who texts in each day has the chance to win a pair of tickets to this years amazing Download festival… But that really isn’t all… to top it off, one very lucky winner will get to meet the Metal Kings at Download! Who will it be? Cradle of Filth or Trivium…? You decide! But wait… what is this? Scuzz has more? Well of course they do!!! From Thursday 1st June you have the opportunity to meet 36 Crazyfists at Download! With the release of their new album Rest Inside The Flames just around the corner, 36 Crazyfists are one of the bands of this summer! Just tune in to channel 364 for your chance to hit it lucky!

From next Monday, May 29th, Virgin Megastores will be offering the ENTIRE Nickelback back catalogue for special low prices! ‘All The Right Reasons‘ @ 퉌£8.99 ‘Silver Side Up‘, ‘The State‘, ‘The Long Road‘, ‘Curb‘ all for 퉌£6.99 So what’s stopping you?

Alaskan-born melodic metallers 36 Crazyfists are set to release their hugely anticipated new album ‘Rest Inside The Flames’ on June 12th í¢ä‰åäóì but as that seems like a lifetime away for all of us, we have joined forces with some of the best clubs in all the land to bring you some killer official 36 Crazyfists Club Nights. The following venues will be giving away goodies + you’ll get the chance to exclusively hear new tracks off the new album, so get you and all your moshing buddies down to one of these nights: Thurs 1st June í¢ä‰åäóì Discord @ Babylon, Bath Thurs 1st June í¢ä‰åäóì Sabotage @ Oxford Zodiac Fri 2nd June í¢ä‰åäóì Anarchy @ Subway City, Birmingham Fri 2nd June í¢ä‰åäóì Rock @ The Mean Fiddler London Fri 2nd June í¢ä‰åäóì Ramshackle @ Academy, Bristol Fri 2nd June í¢ä‰åäóì Revolution @ Newcastle Academy Fri 2nd June í¢ä‰åäóì Subsonics @ Loft, Maidstone Fri 2nd June í¢ä‰åäóì Friday Rock @ Tivoli, Buckley Sat 3rd June í¢ä‰åäóì The Dirt @ Stoke Sugarmill Sat 3rd June í¢ä‰åäóì Rock Bottom @ Jilly’s Rock World, Manchester Sat 3rd June í¢ä‰åäóì Distortion @ Rock City Nottingham Sat 3rd June – K1: Loaded @ The Krazyhouse, Liverpool Sat 3rd June í¢ä‰åäóì The Blast Chamber @ Soundhaus, Northampton Sat 3rd June í¢ä‰åäóì Mission @ Studio 24, Edinburgh Sat 3rd June í¢ä‰åäóì @ Spiders, Hull Tues 6th June í¢ä‰åäóì Revolution @ Glasgow QMU Fri 9th June í¢ä‰åäóì @ Corporation, Sheffield Fri 9th June í¢ä‰åäóì Total Rock @ C103, Plymouth Fri 16th June í¢ä‰åäóì Generation (U18) @ Wolves Civic

Fed up of waiting for your favourite band to come play in your town again? Well, to sate your veracious appetites, Redemption TV are showing a slew of Roadrunner bands in their Redemption Live! series. You can catch the following at these times Caliban – Saturday 27th @ 1:12am (repeated May 29th) Bleeding Through – Saturday 27th @ 10:00pm (repeated May 30th and June 1st) Trivium – Saturday 27th @ 11:40pm (repeated May 30th) Soulfly – Saturday 27th @ 11:40pm (repeated May 30th) View the Redemption schedule here

Here it is the ULTIMATE BLOKE SHOW DOWN. This is a competition until the end of the year, when we find out who is Roadrunners biggest bloke! This week we have Freddy Vs The Hunter AKA Mark (Chimaira) and Freddy (Madball). NOW TIME FOR THE FREDDY If you ever ran over a badger whilst in your car, would you go back to finish it off? No, I like animals. 4/10 Towel dry or hair dryer? Towel. 8/10 Have you ever nicked anything from a hotel? Of course, who hasn’t? 6/10 Have you ever made a small child cry? No, but I’ve made grown men cry. 9/10 If you dropped a raw steak while cooking for friends, would you serve it anyway? Yes, It’s extra flavor..hahaha 7/10 Did you ever have a crush on a friend’s mother? No, that’s weird. 4/10 Did you ever lose your trunks in a swimming pool? Probably at some point in my life. 7/10 Have you ever used an ice-skate as a makeshift weapon? No, but I might try it someday. 5/10 Do you refer to your muscles as í¢ä‰åñgunsí¢ä‰åŒ? Without a doubt! And I have a lot of ammunition..haha 9/10 Have you ever had an erection in church? Never 7/10 Have you ever worn a condom alone? Never 6/10 Ever pretend a stick was a gun in adult life? Why would I do that? We have real guns… you silly prick. 9/10 Ever done a wheelie on a motorbike? No. But I close lined someone off a motorbike. Sorry. 8/10 Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? No. That’s rude. What kind of man do you think I am? 4/10 TOTAL (out of 140): 93 MAN POINTS – GRRRRR-ER AND WE HAVE A WINNER!!! FREDDY OUT-BLOKES THE HUNTER BY THE NARROWEST OF MARGINS COME BACK NEXT WEEK TO SEE IF FREDDY CAME BEAT OFF THE NEXT CONTENDER

Cradle Of Filth’s website has exclusively revealed the cover for their new opus Thornography, to be relased later this year. There is also an explanation by Dani as to the meaning of the title of the album, so head on over to feast your dirty liitle eyes on this filth-encrusted delight.

Tonight on the Radio 1 Rock Show (1 – 3am) you can hear the guys from 36 Crazyfists tearing holes in the space-time continuum and playing their favourite tunes from by-gone eras in The Metal Wormhole. Click here to listen through the Radio 1 website. Catch 36 Crazyfists live with support from Khoma Fri 9th June – Sheffield Corporation Sat 10th June – Download Festival Tue 13th June – Cardiff Barfly Wed 14th June – Birmingham Barfly Thu 15th June – London Barfly

We hired keyboard virtuoso Zach Roth (Still Remains) to interview the bands latest member Bone (Drums). 1. How did you get the name bone? A good friend of mine, Nate, gave me the name Bone so that people could say boner in front of my parents and it stuck 2. Are you really 12 years old? And if so, how do your parents feel about you skipping school? No I am actually 17 and am home/van schooled by our merchandise specialist Jordan Brinks. 3. If ‘twice’ is two ‘one’s’ why not do something once, the do it again? Once upon a time I did something. A little while later I ended up having to do it again but it only counted as backwards upside down. 4. Beef jerky of Gummies? Taco Bell 5. Who would win in a fight, McDonalds or Mick Jagger? Bob Vila 6. If Operah let you take over he show for one episode, who are your guests and what’s the episode about? The guests would be wide receiver Jerry Rice and a bag of tomatoes. The episode would be about the Olympic sport curling. 7. What do you hate more, sharks or frogs? I hate frogs. Sharks are sweet. 8. What’s better, fast or faster? Fastest is actually better than fast or faster. John is fastest! 9. Explain briefly how you met the sissy’s known as Still Remains? I have known the guys for a few years. My old band Anah Aevia (best band ever) and Still Remains grew up in the same scene playling many of the same shows. 10. True or false, are you always naked? Very much the opposite of not true. 11. If you could meet Godzilla or King Kong, who would you choose and why? I would meet the band Gojira. 12. Favourite bug? Taco Bell 13. Favourite CD you’re listening to at the moment? Pedro The Lion í¢ä‰åäóì Control 14. Should Roadrunner hire Zach to write more interviews? YES! Oooooooooooooooh 15. What are you planning to bring into the mix on the next Still Remains record? More thrash! I really have no idea. I feel like my drumming style changes quite often. I have a million different things affecting my playing. REMEMBER: STILL REMAINS – OF LOVE AND LUNACY is OUT NOW

Here it is the ULTIMATE BLOKE SHOW DOWN. This is a competition until the end of the year, when we find out who is Roadrunners biggest bloke! This week we have Freddy Vs The Hunter AKA Mark (Chimaira) and Freddy (Madball). FIRST UP – THE HUNTER (Mark Hunter) If you ever ran over a badger whilst in your car, would you go back to finish it off? No, there is nothing worse for me to look at then animals getting killedí¢ä‰åŒ_ I would eat the badger, just don’t let me see it getting killed. 8/10 Towel dry or hair dryer? Towel. Hair dryers are for women and homos. 7/10 Have you ever nicked anything from a hotel? Pillows, bibles and towels. 6/10 Have you ever made a small child cry? Everyone I looked at. 8/10 If you dropped a raw steak while cooking for friends, would you serve it anyway? Of course, it’s called special seasoning. 7/10 Did you ever have a crush on a friend’s mother? No, I am not down with broads over the age of 30. 5/10 Did you ever lose your trunks in a swimming pool? No, but if I did I would nude sunbathe. 6/10 Have you ever used an ice-skate as a makeshift weapon? No, but that’s a good idea to use on fans that hang out by our busí¢ä‰åŒ_ especially the early birds. 5/10 Do you refer to your muscles as í¢ä‰åñgunsí¢ä‰åŒ? Yes, let me know if you need tix to the gun show I will get you on the guest list. 8/10 Have you ever had an erection in church? I don’t go to church, that wouldn’t be metal. 9/10 Have you ever worn a condom alone? What for? I don’t use them anyway, I am a walking STD. 6/10 Ever pretend a stick was a gun in adult life? Noí¢ä‰åŒ_ stupid question. 0/10 Ever done a wheelie on a motorbike? No, those are dangerous. 0/10 Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? What kind of man would I be if I didn’t? 8/10 TOTAL (out of 140): 92 MAN POINTS – GRRRRR COME BACK TOMORROW FOR FREDDY’s ANSWERS AND WHEN WE DECIDE WHO IS MORE OF A BLOKE!!