Murderdolls HQ 10th September 2003 Greetings Ghouls and Germs! Starting Sept 23rd, I’m going to be doing a series of DJ dates and guitar clinics in the UK. The club nights are put together by the folks at Kerrang! magazine, the Guitar clinics by Hughes and Kettner. At the Club Kerrang! nights expect special guests, giveaways and tons of debauchery. If there is any less decadence than there was at the Kerrang! Awards aftershow party I will be thoroughly disappointed with the Kerrang! readers and our Ghoulscouts!! Kerrang! is giving you a night to go fucking nuts so take advantage of it. I certainly will! ‘Do Your Own Damn Clinic, Clinic’ is brought to you by the ghouls at Hughes and Kettner. Here is the deal: Normally a guitar clinic is some amazing shredder guy doing scales you can’t even pronounce, let alone play. I’m here to show you that it doesn’t have to be that difficult. How? Well, you’re going to do the clinic with me, thats how! I’ll go over a few of the things that I have learnt, the gear I use and how to play ‘White Wedding’. Then I’m going to invite anyone up to play ‘White Wedding’ with me. í¢ä‰åñDont worry, they can’t fuck it up any more than we do,í¢ä‰åŒ laughed Joey when I told him about the idea. We also plan on giving a ton of stuff away at the clinics too. We have always been a very DIY band and always interacted with our fans on a personal level, so yeah, you get a chance to play a Murderdolls song with a Murderdoll! You don’t know how much I’m looking forward to seeing all the Ghoulscouts from all the various UK troops. If these things go well we may add some more in November, in and outside of the UK. Oh yeah…and on behalf of the whole band, a massive í¢ä‰åñThanks!í¢ä‰åŒ to everyone who voted for us in the Kerrang! Awards. You rule!! Rock Like Fuck, Acey Here are the dates and venues…. 24th September – BANGOR Time Club í¢ä‰åäóì CLUB KERRANG! (Box Office: 01248-388033) Bangor Students Union, Deiniol Rd, Bangor LL57. Tickets 퉌£8 25th September – OXFORD Brookes University í¢ä‰åäóì CLUB KERRANG! (01234-346206) Oxford Brookes SU, HKSC, Headington Hill, Oxford, OX3 í¢ä‰åäóì NUS only 26th September – BEDFORD Music Centre í¢ä‰åäóì í¢ä‰åñDo Your Own Damn Guitar Clinic, Clinicí¢ä‰åŒ. The Music Centre, 35-37 Tavistock Street, Bedford, MK40 4.30pm-6.30pm. (01234-346206) BEDFORD ‘The Lizard’ í¢ä‰åäóì Guest DJ slot at K.M.A gig. Doors: 7pm. The Lizard, 30 The Broadway, Bedford, MK40. Tickets: 퉌£7 in advance from The Lizard (01234-341431) or The Music Centre and Planet 2 (THIS IS NOT A KERRANG NIGHT!) 27th September – NOTTINGHAM Rock City í¢ä‰åäóì Guest DJ slot at Rock City All-Nighter. Hanoi Rocks and Andrew WK play live. (THIS IS NOT A KERRANG NIGHT!) Doors: 8.30pm-6pm. Tix from venue or www.alt-tickets.co.uk. Over 18s only 29th September – BIRMINGHAM Professional Music Technology – í¢ä‰åñDo Your Own Damn Guitar Clinic, Clinicí¢ä‰åŒ. 136 Lawley Middleway, Birmingham B4. 6pm-8pm. (0121-359-5056) 2nd October – LEEDS University í¢ä‰åäóì CLUB KERRANG! (Box Office: 0113-380-1332) Leeds Uni Student Union, Lifton Place, Off University Road, Woodhouse Lane, Leeds LS2. Tickets: 퉌£4 4th October – PLYMOUTH Chasers í¢ä‰åäóì CLUB KERRANG! (Box Office: 01752-663337) Plymouth University SU, Drake Circus, Plymouth, PL4. Tickets: 퉌£5 7th October – GUILDFORD Andertons Music – í¢ä‰åñDo Your Own Damn Guitar Clinic, Clinicí¢ä‰åŒ. 58 Woodbridge Road, Guildford GU1 (01483 456777) í¢ä‰åäóì 3pm-7pm. 8th October – NEWCASTLE-UNDER-LYME Keele University í¢ä‰åäóì CLUB KERRANG! Keele Uni Student Union, Newcastle-under-Lyme, ST5 5BJ í¢ä‰åäóì NUS only 9th October – CARDIFF Sin í¢ä‰åäóì CLUB KERRANG! (Box Office: 02920-377178) Surfers, Millennium Plaza, Wood St, Cardiff CF10. Tickets: Advance 퉌£4 NUS/퉌£5 other, Door 퉌£5 NUS/퉌£6 other. 10th October – BRIGHTON The Gloucester í¢ä‰åäóì CLUB KERRANG! (Box Office 01273-325440) 27 Gloucester Place, Brighton B1. Tickets 퉌£4 NUS/퉌£5 other. Over 18’s only. Limited advance tix 퉌£4 11th October – MANCHESTER Rock Kitchen í¢ä‰åäóì CLUB KERRANG! (Info: 07958-311995) Manchester Metropolitan Student Union (K2), Oxford Rd, Manchester M1. Tickets: 퉌£5 before 10pm, 퉌£6 after – no advance tix.