Here it is the ULTIMATE BLOKE SHOW DOWN. This is a competition until the end of the year, when we find out who is Roadrunners biggest bloke! This week we have Freddy Vs The Hunter AKA Mark (Chimaira) and Freddy (Madball). FIRST UP – THE HUNTER (Mark Hunter) If you ever ran over a badger whilst in your car, would you go back to finish it off? No, there is nothing worse for me to look at then animals getting killedí¢äå_ I would eat the badger, just don’t let me see it getting killed. 8/10 Towel dry or hair dryer? Towel. Hair dryers are for women and homos. 7/10 Have you ever nicked anything from a hotel? Pillows, bibles and towels. 6/10 Have you ever made a small child cry? Everyone I looked at. 8/10 If you dropped a raw steak while cooking for friends, would you serve it anyway? Of course, it’s called special seasoning. 7/10 Did you ever have a crush on a friend’s mother? No, I am not down with broads over the age of 30. 5/10 Did you ever lose your trunks in a swimming pool? No, but if I did I would nude sunbathe. 6/10 Have you ever used an ice-skate as a makeshift weapon? No, but that’s a good idea to use on fans that hang out by our busí¢äå_ especially the early birds. 5/10 Do you refer to your muscles as í¢äåñgunsí¢äå? Yes, let me know if you need tix to the gun show I will get you on the guest list. 8/10 Have you ever had an erection in church? I don’t go to church, that wouldn’t be metal. 9/10 Have you ever worn a condom alone? What for? I don’t use them anyway, I am a walking STD. 6/10 Ever pretend a stick was a gun in adult life? Noí¢äå_ stupid question. 0/10 Ever done a wheelie on a motorbike? No, those are dangerous. 0/10 Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? What kind of man would I be if I didn’t? 8/10 TOTAL (out of 140): 92 MAN POINTS – GRRRRR COME BACK TOMORROW FOR FREDDY’s ANSWERS AND WHEN WE DECIDE WHO IS MORE OF A BLOKE!!
